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Beware of Zombie Activity In Middlefield Today

Democratic Zombies will be wandering to polls today to vote keep your taxes and debt high in Middlefield. Do not let them suck out your brain! Their masters have told them this is the way to defeat Repubs in the upcoming election. Beware! Reason and fiscal responsibility are ineffective against them. Only your "Yes" vote can crush the mindless tide. 

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